Sunday, August 27, 2006

[Bianchi] As bad weeks go, Pluto's projects as out of this world - Orlando Sentinel
...The most hilarious story of the week: Former University of Miami linebacker Willie Williams, he of the 11 arrests on his rap sheet, transfers to West Los Angeles College, where the coach, Craig Austin, is also -- no kidding -- a deputy sheriff. Perfect. Now all we need is a defensive coordinator who doubles as a bailiff and a linebackers coach who moonlights as a bail bondsman. And the best thing about Williams' transfer is that after he graduates from junior college, it's just a short cab ride for him to enroll at a more advanced criminal rehabilitative facility in L.A. -- Southern Cal...

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