Monday, August 21, 2006

[Oberjuerge] There's no turning down USC's offer - San Bernardino Sun
Some offers, you can't turn down.

"Jessica Alba's date didn't show up. Could you walk her down the red carpet at the Oscars?''

"Pavarotti has laryngitis. Could you sing Nessun Dorma with the Met tonight?''

"We're a little thin at tailback. Could you be a good Trojan and help us out over there?''

Allen Bradford didn't want to carry the football for USC...

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